Nope

May 23

That feeling when you see someone about to summon satin

May 15

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

troyleroakley:

opidiod:

preciouszepppelin:

I feel like a murderer for posting this.

I AM GONNA CRY

YAAAAS

I AM LITERALLY CRYING REAL WET TEARS I AM SO HAPPY

May 04
May 03

Me when i’m trying to get the poop out of me and it’s almost there

May 03

Do you ever eat something and your just like

And then you take a few more bites and your just like

Apr 05

stumpholic:

talk dirty to me

image

Apr 05

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

Apr 05

REBLOG IF YOU’D MOST LIKELY DIE IF SOMEONE GOT A VIDEO OF ONE OF THE BOYS SAYING ‘HI *YOUR NAME*’

Apr 05

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

Apr 05

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck