Nope

Jul 26

These stories all sound silly but they are going to be top notch, i can garment that!

Jul 26

sumireba:

I swear, this gif was like made for this post.  (*≧▽≦)ノ

Jul 26

Sometimes rains goes sideways because of the wind so what if you have to keep your umbrella sideways because of the wind?

What if you have to keep yourself sideways because of the wind

May 23

That feeling when you see someone about to summon satin

May 15

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

troyleroakley:

opidiod:

preciouszepppelin:

I feel like a murderer for posting this.

I AM GONNA CRY

YAAAAS

I AM LITERALLY CRYING REAL WET TEARS I AM SO HAPPY

May 04
May 03

Me when i’m trying to get the poop out of me and it’s almost there

May 03

Do you ever eat something and your just like

And then you take a few more bites and your just like

Apr 05

stumpholic:

talk dirty to me

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Apr 05

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed